I have arrived. 

Watching a random cooking show as I wrap up some last minute gifts and think about how hungry I am at the same time.

I kind of feel like bothering someone on aim. Like this, and I’ll find you!!

I’m really too tired to even be awake.

I’m feeling pretty bored— This shouldn’t be allowed.

evan-something:

I want socks for Christmas and maybe an orgasm

my innocent level has gone down about 70% so far.